Gifts are not expected but are appreciated! It's a great way to show appreciation for me or any of my content/ weirdness that may have inspired you in some way over the years. :)
—> My Online Wishlist:
It has adventure gear, lingerie + latex, vintage clothing and toys to spoil me with, and ships directly to me for a ‘convenience fee’. Click the link above or image below to have a peek. If we see each other in person semi-regularly I can send you link and size info to buy direct.
—> Items I love receiving in-person:
Medium Roast Coffee Beans (the more ethically sourced the better)
Loose Tea: Milk Oolong, Oolong, Irish or English Breakfast, Assam
Foodie Staples: a nice grassfed/ organic butter, small batch honey, a nice bottle of cold-pressed or near raw olive oil, nice looking sundried tomatoes, preserves
Craft Beer: Porter, Lager, Brown Ale, Pilsner, Stout
Mastic Liqueur aka Mastika made from a tree sap, so tasty
Gift Cards: SAIL, MEC, Cheese Boutique, Soma Chocolatier, Art Supply Shops (Deserres, Midoco), Gigis House of Frills
—> Toy Wishlist 2024- 2025
Violet Wand from Come As You Are
4L Fuckwater Lube from Come As You Are
Rechargeable vibe from Come As You Are
Anal Hook from Priape
2 Pairs of Black Clover Clamps from Priape
Blue Cock Ring from Priape
Rubber Truncheon from Priape
Other Sweet Nipple Clamps from Priape
Padded Bondage Mitts from Priape
Serpentine Dildo snake from Mr Hankeys (large, black, 75% soft)
XL Cockadile cock - Mr Hankeys (75% soft, metallic, no vac hole, metallic green)
Anal Snake from Sinnovator (43 inches, gold green)
Graphite, Flat Base deep anal toy from Square Peg
Another deep toy from Square Peg ( thick stamen, soft graphite)
Long slim anal probe from Square Peg toys
Banana Insertable from Self Delve
Ball gag (just the ball) from Self Delve
Insertable Asparagus from Self Delve
Turquoise Cock from Self Delve
—> Treasures from (that) Amazon
If you are pressed for time but are seeing me in person, there are a few things on Amazon that I’d love and am giving the opportunity to my experience sluts to purchase for me if they feel moved to do so:
New Beach Speaker
New Bluetooth mic headset
Black Cross Print Fishnets
“Midnight Floral” Blindfold
Beautiful Eyeshadow Palette
Small Eyeshadow Palette
Neutral handtowel boxes for one handed sexy things
Big jug of sesame oil for massage
Make up organizer for me
Another book about Lichen
Local book on candying fruit
Sort of Turkish Cookbook (my loaner copy has gone missing)
Yellow Open Water Float
Silicone Sleeves for Hair things/ Heat Protection
Dog Dish x 1
Fancy mechanical pencil
Refilling all my First Aid Kits:
Calendula cream
Individual ointments
Burn gel packet
Arnica Cream
Moleskin pads
—> Tasks - Favours - SideQuests:
Online:
Searching: looking for other places to host my podcast: places that already host adult content
Listening + Reporting: assistance in indexing + censoring my podcast before re-posting
Searching: finding old Domme/ Wrestling listings for me with outdated contact info
Online: need specific long music videos from youtube turned into mp3s. I can do it but I lost my play music library and it would be helpful to work on it with another person
DVD conversion time: I have one last binder to convert to digital and could use some help finding rarer classics in small batches over the winter
Searching: scouring my site for broken links
Need to find replacement decorative metal bits for a pair of my boots: I have photos of both sides and can measure for folks with 3D printers but my preference would be metal. I have photos/ measurements and I think they can be found on supply websites as is.
Real Time:
Resin Foot Bath Fix: I have a round cedar foot bath that still leaks after 3 rounds of resin sealing I did last winter. The wood will swell and move a bit, but there’s some sort of leak that I didn’t catch somehow. Do not take on this task unless you have some experience working with resin or have a pro or semi pro friend who can help. This task is a pain in the ass but worth it.
Soldering: Small bluetooth speaker has a wonky USB port and I think it just needs a simple soldering
Obscure Recycling: I have piles of weird specific recycling that need to be taken places that are inconvenient for me, need a task slut to take that on. Similarly I have some electronics and hazardous waste that needs to be dropped at a depot or put with someones home pick up because I am never in town for that event..
