My Online Throne Wishlist:
It has adventure gear, lingerie + latex, vintage clothing and toys to spoil me with, and ships directly to me for a ‘convenience fee’. Click the link above to have a peek. If we see each other in person semi-regularly I can send you link/ info to buy direct but I do love getting gifts in the mail!
Items I love receiving in-person:
Medium Roast Coffee Beans (the more ethically sourced the better)
Loose Tea: Milk Oolong, Oolong, Irish or English Breakfast, Assam
Foodie Staples: a nice grassfed/ organic butter, small batch honey, a nice bottle of cold-pressed or near raw olive oil, nice looking sundried tomatoes, preserves
Craft Beer: Porter, Lager, Brown Ale, Pilsner, Stout
Mastic Liqueur aka Mastika made from a tree sap, so tasty
Gift Cards: SAIL, MEC, Cheese Boutique, Soma Chocolatier, Art Supply Shops (Deserres, Midoco), Gigis House of Frills
Toy Wishlist 2024- 2025
Violet Wand from Come As You Are
4L Fuckwater Lube from Come As You Are
Rechargeable vibe from Come As You Are
Anal Hook from Priape
2 Pairs of Black Clover Clamps from Priape
Blue Cock Ring from Priape
Rubber Truncheon from Priape
Other Sweet Nipple Clamps from Priape
Padded Bondage Mitts from Priape
Serpentine Dildo snake from Mr Hankeys (large, black, 75% soft)
XL Cockadile cock - Mr Hankeys (75% soft, metallic, no vac hole, metallic green)
Anal Snake from Sinnovator (43 inches, gold green)
Graphite, Flat Base deep anal toy from Square Peg
Another deep toy from Square Peg ( thick stamen, soft graphite)
Long slim anal probe from Square Peg toys
Banana Insertable from Self Delve (Curved or Straight if they sell out)
Ball gag (just the ball) from Self Delve
Insertable Asparagus from Self Delve
Turquoise Cock from Self Delve
Finger Flogger pair- deer hide
Big beautiful red flogger
Beautiful Textured Floral Crop
Textured Croc paddle
Green Python paddle
Recycled Inner Tube Flogger
Brush Electro toy
Housewarming Wishlist 2025
I’m moving in a place that has more space for me to be weird, make and plan things with much more natural light! There are definitely a few things I’ll need as I settle in, feel free to support my home comfort with gift cards:
Physical gift cards for: Winners/ Homesense
This Rug with the squishy underpad for my kitchen (2.5 by 7) will improve my cooking experiences.
Things for my new kitchen pantry as listed above (tea, olive oil, fancy butter etc)
Tasks + SideQuests:
Here’s where I post things that I’m genuinely willing to outsource. I love practical service and practical gifts too- take something mundane off my hands! There was a longer list, but honestly this year I have some pretty solid errand sluts, so it’s been moving along (thank you!):
Music Pirate: What I’d LOVE is someone to convert video links to audio files, once a month or every two months. I thrive on having fresh music when I play and though I just reloaded my folder I have a bunch of links ready to go.
Podcast Listener: In late February I’ll be going over my podcast to censor and move the content over to my new site, and I’ll need a second or third pair of ears to go through the episodes to catch the things I need to take out and note key words and themes that I missed in the tags. Would help to have a second set of eyes on the write-ups to help me check links too.
DVD Converter: If you have the skill I’d love to have any of my DVDs covered to MP4s so I can store them in my movie library and get rid of a huge binders worth of discs. Would give you s bundle at a time.
3D Print Project/ Internet Search: need to make a replacement bit for one of my boots until I can get a proper metal piece made. A small stud that screws/ studs through a cloth boot strap. I can hand off one of the nubs for you to experiment with since, more than one has fallen off. I think the items may be available online in jewelry or maker supply stores as a “finding” if you are very good at searching, I can send an image of the object for you to go on a quest. r
Resin/ Wood Seal: I have a round cedar foot bath that still leaks after 3 rounds of resin sealing I did last winter to try to catch what I think is a leak behind a metal ring. The wood will swell and move a bit but should not leak like this. I’d love to have this properly sealed, or to straight up get a new one.
Donation Suggestions:
The following places could use your support, I suggest working one of them into your budget for a month just because:
